I have some bad news – kissing makes you deaf!
Well, it does in the case of some woman from China whose boyfriend’s passionate kiss ruptured her eardrum!
Yuppity yup, it must be true as I read it in a tabloid. You see apparently the kiss reduced pressure in her mouth and pulled the eardrum out,
The lucky lady has been reassured her hearing will return to normal in about two months. However, it has left me pondering on exactly how they were kissing. I mean to reduce air pressure in the mouth to the extent of rupturing an eardrum, they really must have been taking the expression ‘sucking face’ literally.
And on that note, I think I will save my lunch for later and perhaps pack my mistletoe away this year.