My word, that came around quickly.
And today I'm thankful that it's not raining. Because no rain means I can finally wear my curtain coat that Ma made for me last weekend.
I am sat on the bus right now wearing curtains... as a coat. Eat your heart out Maria Von Trapp.
I am extremely thankful for my talented Ma.
I am also sat on the bus with a huge wedge of Brie in my handbag. A Mulberry with Brie in. Purposefully done so that no one will hopefully suspect the pungent smell of rot will be coming from my bag.
It. Is. Bad!
So bad in fact, that the woman next to me on the bus is the third person to attempt to sit by me.
One by one they've sat down, got restless, shot me odd looks and then quietly moved away.
This woman is doing well. She's lasted three whole bus stops so far.
So you might be wondering what a Brie is doing in my favorite handbag. Well, I'm having an impromptu cheese day with my colleague, who is just as cheese nuts as me.
Oop, as I type the third woman has just succumbed to the cheese smell and staggered to another seat.
Cheese days basically involve vast amounts of erm... Cheese. With bread, salad and salami.
It is the one day in my calendar (I'm lying) where I point blank refuse to accept I have a dairy intolerance and instead get lairy on the dairy. Free on the Brie. It turns out not much rhymes with cheese names.
Anyway, today will be about curtain coats and cheese. And the rents, who it turns out are coming down tonight as we have tickets for summat tomorrow. And guess what? Ma has made me a skirt! From the curtains! To match my curtain coat. I will have a curtain suit. Eat your heart out Coco Chanel!
Hope you're having a lovely thankful Friday.
And if you see me in my amazing curtain coat today, be sure to say hello!
Happy weekend peeps
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