Phew, sometimes it really is possible to feel like you've had the whole day before the sun is even properly up.
Take this morning for example, when I woke up at 5.30am.
‘Brilliant,’ I thought to myself. ‘I've still got another hour at least of sleep.’
I flung the covers over my head.
Even with my limited hearing, that did not sound good.
My first task was to locate my glasses, so I patted my bedside table gingerly. There was water and no glasses.
Next my thoughts turned to my iPhone, so I patted the floor, desperately hoping it had been thrown out of harms way in the drama.
I found my glasses!
The next step was to face the music and turn on the light.
Carnage greeted me!
Somehow, I had managed to catapult an entire glass of water over my bedside table and into my open handbag. The bag was wet, the table was wet, a gang socket was wet, my iPhone had gone flying through the air and was dry as a bone several feet under my bed. My brand new carpet was soaking.
Needless to say, I spent the next half an hour sorting out 2 seconds of clumsiness, and on finishing knew, that if I returned to bed, I'd never want to get up again!
So anyway, this morning I was forced to watch the drivel that is GMTV because BBC breakfast was completely without subtitles! Nothing! Nada! Not even a haphazardly constructed sentence of spelling mistakes!
I don't like GMTV. It's like those terrible real-life story magazines you can buy with headlines such as, ‘I married my brother’ or ‘He liquidised my cat, but I still love him’.
I mean, this morning there was a whole host of important news to report. A car bomb in Northern Ireland, the Gordon Brown bullying fiasco, and sure, while they touched on those things, do you know where one of their roving reporters was?
A house in Liverpool that had been trashed by a Facebook party.
Not only are Facebook parties old news, so people really should know better than to put a public invitation on the biggest social networking site in the world, but honestly? Who cares? Who cares in the grand scheme of things about red paint on dirty washing, of a bathroom GMTV deemed too shocking to show viewers?
If I had done that as a kid, my dad wouldn't have gone on GMTV to discuss it, he and my mother would have stood over me until ever last bit of their house had been put back together and then sent me to boarding school for the rest of my life – without leave!!
So inevitably after listening to five minutes of this drivel, I turned back to the BBC and thankfully the subtitles had retuned... just in time to tell me about a Henry Moore exhibition at the Tate that I really want to go and see.
That's more like it! Proper, interesting news! Fingers crossed tomorrow, the Beeb will be on the subtitling ball, so there's no danger of me being subjected to a GMTV bulletin of a break-dancing granny from Kent, a rollerblading parrot or a follow-up human-interest story of the house party in Liverpool!
When I went on maternity leave last August, one of the things I never considered was that I'd be returning to work in the middle of a gl...
Back in May, during Deaf Awareness Week, I put out the following tweet : and then went to lunch with ma and thought very little about...
There's been a lot in the news and on social media recently addressing the issues around face masks and deaf people being able to liprea...
This time last week, I had just experienced my first ever TV appearance. On Sky News . And I loved it. So how did a deaf anonymous blogge...